this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she pinky promised me she was 18
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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