Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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