Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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