omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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