Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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