I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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