what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We got so high we made milksteak
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
