So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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