3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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