I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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