I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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