last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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