Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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