Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
