Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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