im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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