How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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