can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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