what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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