doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Let's get the cat blown out
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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