Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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