is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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