yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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