The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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