stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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