Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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