You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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