question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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