At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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