You really coming over, don't trick.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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