You made me cry and you don't even care
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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