This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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