OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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