Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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