Cold hands, warm shart.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I am available for nakedness
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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