If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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