Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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