This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it's like heaven, but drunker
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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