i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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