You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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