But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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