This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
