at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
