I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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