Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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