When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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