I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
