It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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