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say what?
wanna hang out?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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