We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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