Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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