i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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