Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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