There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
